Witty and Sarcastic Christmas Sayings

Here is a collection of some witty and really sarcastic Christmas sayings for those who are all-against the celebration. Hell yea! Some people do not like christmas and they have their own reasons. And on this day, it”s somehow fun too, to spoil the mood of others by saying something really sarcastic about their happy mood.

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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. ~Jay Leno

The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart. ~Helen Keller

If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known. ~George C. Marshall

Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money ~Kurt Avish

That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. ~Jerry Seinfeld

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree ~Roy L. Smith

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. ~Johnny Carson

The one thing women don”t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. ~Joan Rivers

Let me see if I”ve got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money? ~Tom Armstrong

You know you”re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. ~Robert Paul

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ~Johnny Carson

That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. ~Jerry Seinfeld

Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’. ~Robert Paul

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~Kin Hubbard

Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is potent caffeine, no matter your age. ~Carrie Latet

There is a better thing than the observance of Christmas day, and that is, keeping Christmas. ~Henry Van Dyke

Christmas has a way of bringing out the best in everyone. ~Bing Crosby

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